Episode 1
Employees are reminded to please be on time for the War and Terror.
Episode 2
Use of interoffice messaging services for booty calls is strictly prohibited.
Episode 3
Office holiday celebrations must conform to proper standards of sensitivity.
Episode 4
Office computers are for national security purposes only, not for stalking Tinder dates.
Episode 5
Analysts are reminded that their professional skills are not necessarily useful for solving personal matters.
Episode 6
Employees are advised to refrain from doing the jobs of other government agencies.
Episode 7
Visitors to secure facilities should be closely monitored at all times.
Episode 8
Performance reviews will be based on job-related accomplishments and political realities.
