Episode 1
Garden gnomes take revenge against their owner, Animal Hitman takes out more targets, and Gary gets pranked at the doctor's office on "Suck It, Gary!"
Episode 2
A car salesman will do literally anything to sell cars, Gary is pranked during a Boy Scouts campout, and a gun-toting homeowner confronts the Easter Bunny.
Episode 3
Receptionist Steve keeps getting aroused at work, Jeff has to prevent Chad from impregnating Linda with a future evil dictator on "Jeff & Some Aliens," and a lizard fights a robotic scorpion whose battle tail looks like a dick.
Episode 4
A knight redresses an embarrassing mistake, a couple frets over renting a new apartment, and a grown man lives in his mother's womb.
Episode 5
The Suck It, Gary! trio enjoys a sleepover, two recently deceased jerks enjoy their new ghostly existence, and a woman with a gluten sensitivity is labeled a witch.
Episode 6
Ricky the Rocketship helps out with a school pageant, Bethiffer applies for jobs at the mall, and Roy becomes obsessed with a dating app.
Episode 7
An auctioneer tries to pick up a woman in a bar, an evil spirit finds itself in an unlikely vessel, and Bethiffer sues a Chinese restaurant for false advertising.
Episode 8
A football coach tries to give a halftime speech, the aliens get addicted to the smell of Jeff's farts on "Jeff & Some Aliens," and a sniper tries to take out receptionist Steve.
Episode 9
The TripTank staff testifies in front of a congressional committee, Ricky the Rocketship botches a rescue mission, and a father takes his kids on a wild ride.
Episode 10
Gary gets pranked while hosting an important dinner, Versus pits a baby against a pack of wolves, and Steve receives calls from his entire family.
Episode 11
Bethiffer tracks down terrorists at the mall, the aliens use a "sound machine" with unintended consequences on "Jeff & Some Aliens," and the "Suck It, Gary!" guys prank Gary at a water park.
Episode 12
Jerk Chicken goes on an afternoon outing, cowboys compete for the title of Smallest Dick in the West, and Steve and Roy get stuck in a long restroom line.
Episode 13
A disgraced mayor holds a press conference in the middle of an insect apocalypse, a very loud ninja assassin carries out a job, and Animal Hitman struggles to take out a fly.
Episode 14
Stand-Up Dad's family is unhappy with his "Rocko" character, Bootf**ker McGillicutty hosts another edition of "Pills, Pills, Pills," and the noble Sir Ian fights a warlock.
Episode 15
Roy had a bad memory and steve has to go inside him and destroy it.
Episode 16
A Bond villain becomes a successful stand-up comedian, a guy telling "Your wife" jokes responds angrily when the tables are turned, and a clown battles a mime on "Versus."
Episode 17
Jeff takes a vacation to the aliens' home planet on "Jeff & Some Aliens," a fairy godmother is drunk, and a woman uses her vagina as a purse.
Episode 18
Jerk Chicken visits a strip club, a group of forest animals make a dress for Cinderella, and director Buck LaFontaine wreaks havoc at the TripTank offices.
Episode 19
Sammy tries to make "Jeff & Some Aliens" into a hit TV show, Ricky the Rocketship tries to prevent a gang war, and Chaz Sinclair throws a bachelor party at his hillside mansion.
Episode 20
A kid participates in a role-playing game via webcam, immigrants' names get changed at Ellis Island, and the guys try to prank Gary at the mall on "Suck It, Gary!"
