Episode 1
C-Czar enrolls in Dad Academy; Pretty Liz's pregnancy creates tension on PubLizity; another unsuspecting victim is pranked with Too Much Tuna.
Episode 2
Mikey considers losing his virginity; Tunes goes into labor; Bobby Bottleservice becomes an unenthusiastic gigolo.
Episode 3
Armond is under house arrest for his wife's murder; Rich Dicks must deliver the eulogy at Grandpa Goobie's funeral or risk losing their inheritance; geologist R. Schrift explains rocks.
Episode 4
80s rocker Nash Rickey tries to get the band back together; Ref Jeff finally finds a friend; the Wheels Ontario kids visit the USA.
Episode 5
Nash Rickey advertises his deli; Ref Jeff works for the TSA; European Man pitches his business to investors on Signing Bonus.
Episode 6
The Oh Hello guys cause trouble at the Y; C-Czar cares for a practice baby on Dad Academy; Bobby Bottleservice moves into Gigolo House.
Episode 7
Rich Dicks join an underground rebel group to try to take down Wendy's dad's bank; PubLizity's assistant gets her own reality show; young Larry Bird competes in a two-point shootout.
Episode 8
The Oh Hello guys try to prank each other; Rich Dicks are forced to fly coach; two Pennsylvania pawn shop owners switch shops.
Episode 9
Bobby Bottleservice helps Farley record her single; C-Czar reconnects with his long-lost mother; the Armond murder trial gets underway.
Episode 10
Armond moves in with his taxidermist father; Bobby Bottleservice confronts a cheater; a shocking accident will change Wheels Ontario forever.
Episode 11
PubLizity promotes Blisteritos with a celebrity-studded carpet event; C-Czar graduates from Dad Academy; Rich Dicks throw a party.
