Episode 1
Paul tries Viagra and spends the day hiding the obvious effects while he searches for Jamie, who is stuck on the streets of New York wearing nothing alse then a towel.
Episode 2
When Paul gets his tonsils taken out, his pretty nurse makes Jamie jealous. Meanwhile, Mabel says her first word.
Episode 3
Jamie's ex-boyfriend dies and leaves everything to her. Debbie has second thoughts about marrying Joan.
Episode 4
To satisfy her need to mother, Lisa adopts a cat with attitude. Jamie learns the benefits of a ""nooner.""
Episode 5
To help their communication problems, Dr. Sheila recommends that Paul and Jamie not talk to each other for the rest of the day.
Episode 6
Paul and Jamie go to L.A. to try to get superagent Gardner Malloy to represent him. The life of luxury makes them reluctant to go back.
Episode 7
Jamie and Paul have a full house for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Mabel may be allergic.
Episode 8
When Paul inadvertently injures Hal, he hires the nurse who attended to him after his tonsil removal. Jamie hates her, which leads to a fight. To end the argument, Hal suggests the British tradition of burying the fight.
Episode 9
Mr. Wicker goes out of town and asks Paul and Jamie to tend his rooftop garden. Mabel loves another baby's rare toy.
Episode 10
To save the store, Ira plans to give away a car to the person who keeps their hand on it the longest. Since he can't afford it, he wants all of the contestants to be ringers.
Episode 11
Dr. Lee helps Paul and Jamie get away to a much-anticipated honeymoon while Lisa cares for Murray.
Episode 12
Paul and Jamie spend an unsettling trial night in the suburbs.
Episode 13
The couple learns that Jamie will be in bed with Mark McGwire via virtual reality.
Episode 14
Uncle Phil goes back to high school. Lisa gets breast implants.
Episode 15
Sheila declares Paul and Jamie cured. However, Murray is still traumatized by the earlier puma attack, so Paul and Jamie enter him in a dog show.
Episode 16
Jamie's dress is ruined by a dry cleaner who is unwilling to make restitution. Paul has a dream where Einstein gives him a partial solution to the millennium bug. He needs to have the dream again, so he can get the rest of the solution.
Episode 17
Paul and Jamie discover the extra comfort of sleeping apart. Marvin is wrestling part time and Ira becomes his manager.
Episode 18
Ira finds a note in some old pants that remind him of a date made twenty years ago but he doesn't remember with whom. Paul and Jamie steal Burt's decrepit car so they can ditch it, since he won't sell it.
Episode 19
Paul accidentally runs over Jamie's mother. While she is in the hospital, her estranged husband visits.
Episode 20
When Debbie compiles Buchman and Stemple family trees, she learns that Paul and Jamie are actually cousins.
Episode 21
Mabel's first real film is a biography, looking back at her family's twisted history.
Episode 22
