Episode 1
One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn’t possibly create a reality this stupid.
Episode 2
The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.
Episode 3
Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.
Episode 4
When little ol’ love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.
Episode 5
For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.
Episode 6
The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.
Episode 7
While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.
Episode 8
The Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening, etc.
