Episode 1
When Tammy starts feeling maternal the team adopts a baby monster. The monster goes on to wreck havoc in town.
Episode 2
Bert delivers food (actually dog food) to elderly people. He hopes to be able to steal from them while they're distracted by the food.
Episode 3
The team is held captive by robot ex-wives that force them to constantly have sex with them.
Episode 4
The team is terrorized by alien spaghetti that have the ability to replicate and control others.
Episode 5
The team goes on a murderous rampage after stealing an old lady's purse. They attempt to "save" a man that they pinned under their mobile home.