Episode 1
Alf's joy at Rita's pending divorce is short lived when he learns she is to live with the new doctor.
Episode 2
The arrival of Alf's AIDS leaflets spurs him and Arthur into action to aid Mary Whitehouse.
Episode 3
When Alf is given a cordless telephone it turns out to be more of a hindrance than a help.
Episode 4
Gwenneth and Min come to visit Alf. They decide to hold a seance to talk to long departed friends.
Episode 5
Alf has a fight at a tea dance and meets up again with his adversary outside his house.
Episode 6
Alf complains to the DHSS that he should have been paid more winter's heating allowance. He has a loud, revealing dream in front of his friends.
