Episode 1
Twayne and Callie build a summer camp to cover up their raid on a wizard training ground.
Episode 2
Callie must care for her younger, hotter demon sister, who happens to be engaged to Twayne.
Episode 3
When his favorite TV series ends with a dumb twist, Grimes has a complete mental breakdown.
Episode 4
After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.
Episode 5
Mark accidentally reactivates Leonard's magical arranged marriage.
Episode 6
Callie makes an evil Mark clone to compete in the DOI bowling league tournament.
Episode 7
Randall tries to make a quick buck on the Soul Exchange by selling off Mark's immortal soul.
Episode 8
Randall is infected by horrifying plants at sea when Twayne throws a cruise ship party.
Episode 9
Mark hooks up with an old girlfriend to test his open relationship.
Episode 10
Grimes' judgmental mother rises from the dead, and a neglected Randall reconsiders his living situation.
Episode 11
A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.
Episode 12
Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.
Episode 13
Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.
Episode 14
Callie is promptly promoted after turning into a man, causing strife in her relationship with Mark.
Episode 15
Lady Hoo-Ha, America's most adored pop star, goes zombie, and her many devoted fans follow suit.
Episode 16
A rabid Bat Boy takes a bite out of Mark, transforming him into New York City's latest superhero.
Episode 17
Callie's psychotic, prankster ex-boyfriend escapes from an asylum and wreaks havoc on Mark's life.
