Episode 1
Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.
Episode 2
Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.
Episode 3
Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.
Episode 4
Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.
Episode 5
After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship
Episode 6
A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.
Episode 7
The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.
Episode 8
Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.
Episode 9
On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.
Episode 10
Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.
Episode 11
When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.
Episode 12
Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.
Episode 13
Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.
Episode 14
When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.
Episode 15
When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.
Episode 16
Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.
Episode 17
Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.
Episode 18
Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.
Episode 19
Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.
Episode 20
Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.
Episode 21
Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.
Episode 22
On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.
Episode 23
In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.
Episode 24
Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.
