Episode 1
J.T. and Rich are excited about going on dates, but J.T. didn't expect Al to be invited.
Episode 2
With Frank and Carol out for dinner, Dana, Karen and Al are left to watch their new baby sister.
Episode 3
Cody, J.T. and Mark suspect their new neighbor is a jewel thief. Meanwhile, Dana moves out and loosens up a little too much.
Episode 4
While working on the Family Helpline, J.T. and Dana mishandle a call from a troubled teen.
Episode 5
J.T. hires an aspiring model to be the family's maid; and Carol gets overly involved in Karen's cheerleading tryouts.
Episode 6
Tired of the kids acting "either lazy, selfish or brain-dead," Frank and Carol order them to fend for themselves.
Episode 7
Al takes a job at a cookie store and has to work alongside the company mascot, Mr. Chips the chimpanzee.
Episode 8
Cody's a roadie---"the coolest job in the world"---for singer Christi Rose, who asks him to become her bodyguard.
Episode 9
Mark scores points for the guys on the "geek wall" at a dance; Dana attempts to stir interest in a feminist study group; Frank and Carol experience a day at a health spa.
Episode 10
J.T. and Al have dollar signs in their eyes when they take Lily to audition for a commercial.
Episode 11
Frank and Carol set up Al on a blind date with their friends' equally reticent son.
Episode 12
J.T. receives an offer he can't refuse: the chance to go out with a gangster's daughter.
Episode 13
To win Super Bowl tickets, Frank and J.T. dress up as cheerleaders and face off against a pair of women wrestlers named Assault and Battery.
Episode 14
When Frank's mother and Carol can't agree on child-rearing philosophies, Frank's caught in the middle of the power struggle.
Episode 15
Al feels compelled to check up on Matt when she learns he'll be on a ski trip with Stephanie "Love Boat" Leifer.
Episode 16
Carol gets really ticked when Frank buys her a fake designer watch for Valentine's Day.
Episode 17
A flirtatious girl disproves J.T.'s claim that a guy "would never trash a friendship over some stupid chick."
Episode 18
Dana brings her boyfriend Fleming home, and he promptly psychoanalyzes Frank.
Episode 19
J.T. decides to rely on brain power to boost his grades rather than use a cheat sheet procured by his friend Rich.
Episode 20
Dana, Karen and Al meet a prince and his two assistants on a ski weekend, but the girls don't know which is the real royal.
Episode 21
Dana, J.T. and Rich take career-placement tests; Frank deals with an overly eager employee.
Episode 22
Frank's mom treats everyone to a trip to Disney World, but there's some unexpected baggage---Rich and Flash.
Episode 23
During a trip to Disney World, Flash tries to break a record for visiting every attraction.
Episode 24
When the local bar goes belly-up, Frank buys everything so he can turn his basement into a lounge for his guy friends.
