Episode 1
The Aqua Teens are going to release a Christmas album, but first, they have to steal an identity!
Episode 2
After moving into their new crib, the Aqua Teens re-unite with some old friends.
Episode 3
Carl starts raking used condoms onto the Aqua Teens' yard, giving Frylock the idea to make a duck out of them. Meatwad accidentally brings him to life but unfortunately finds him to be a bad role model.
Episode 4
Master Shake builds a pinball machine designed after himself. He runs out of pinballs, and the Aqua Teens travel to Death Island to collect pinball eggs from a flightless bird.
Episode 5
Meatwad is terrified of the monsters living in the house, so Frylock tries to help him come to terms with it. Shake tries to make things worse.
Episode 6
The Aqua Teens compete in a contest at a suspiciously-familiar burger chain, unaware that they are pawns in Dr. Wongburger's latest scheme.
Episode 7
A pod attempts to replicate Shake and then follow Chickenfoot on the road.
Episode 8
Guest stars the Insane Clown Posse.
Episode 9
Master Shake cuts Meatwad into pieces as punishment for a crime neither can remember, only to find every chunk retains his consciousness.
Episode 10
Master Shake and Frylock become addicted to a cell phone game which is unfortunate timing for the ghosts that haunt them since cell phones kill the ghosts.
Episode 11
Larry Miller gives Carl a glimpse of what his life would be like...with HAIR!
Episode 12
The 100th episode. Plot revolves around a parody of the Mayan '2012' prophecy and the '23' Enigma. Dana Snyder breaks character to get syndication money. The second half is a parody of the old Scooby Doo cartoon.
