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Episode 1

Over The Henge

Synopsis

Set during the stone age, this is a historical drama and features the most creative use of the word 'kachow' and the least necessary murder. Also starring Tommy Bahama who doesn't go anywhere without his llama!

Episode 2

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The Hound of the Wensleydales

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Set in 'Cheeseland' where everything is made of cheese, this is a murder mystery and features the most alliteration in a single line and the best alternative covid-safe kisses. Also starring Fallulah Ballulah who loves to rhyme!

Episode 3

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Popes on the Ropes

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Set in Texas, this is a wrestling movie and features unnecessary mime at a very pivotal moment, the most winking in a single scene and the best shoes in a motion picture.

Episode 4

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Rumpole of the Motte and Bailey

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Set during the medieval times, this is a legal drama and features a hard-core metal number all about trees and a cameo from the tech team. Also starring Dapper Stan, a fashionable man!

Episode 5

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Zoo Mania

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Set in a zoo, this is an alien invasion movie and features the most romantic rock-paper-scissors battle, the sexiest rendition of 'Marry Had a Little Lamb' and a spectacular fireworks display.

Episode 6

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Singing in the Aisles

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Set in the British supermarket Asda, this is a musical and features the best impromptu jazz routine and the most dramatic camera-work during a boring scene. Plus, lots of imaginary stairs!

Episode 7

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A Dice with Death

Synopsis

Set in Las Vegas, this is a murder mystery and features the best opera number and an amazing ventriloquist performance. Also 2 pieces of completely contrasting music!

Episode 8

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Star Paws

Synopsis

Set on Earth with some alien visitors, this is a sci-fi movie and features the best use of interpretive dance and the best lullaby about hats. Also starring Remedy Ron, a budding doctor!

Episode 9

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Angstronauts

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Set at the NASA Space School, this is a 2000s teen movie and features an amazing mirror sequence and a cooking show scene. Also starring Wolliam Breakspeare who only speaks in broken Shakespeare!

Episode 10

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If It Wasn't for Those Pesky Kids

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Set in an old abandoned funfair, this is a crime drama and features the most vivacious entrance and the most complicated description of an object without it being named. Also a very aggressive rendition of head, shoulders, knees and toes!

Episode 11

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Abandoned Love

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Set in an abandoned school, this is a Hallmark style rom-com and features the a chaotic Zumba session and a very complicated handshake. Also the most dramatic music, in the least dramatic moment!

Episode 12

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Good Guys Finish Last

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Set on a cruise ship, this is a superhero horror and features the inner monologues of one of the characters and the most intense use of a musical key change. Also starring the Bad Idea Pandas!

Episode 13

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Ip'Switch it Up!

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Set in Ipswich, this is a time travelling musical and features an interruption from a cheerleading squad. Also starring Samantha Sunshine with her dark suggestions and Sidekick Sid, who's always trying to get in on the action!

Episode 14

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Croydonosaurus

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Set on the streets of Croydon, this is a monster epic movie and features an amazing 00s boy band song and the most product placement in a single scene. Also a very romantic pottery scene!

Episode 15

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Back to the Tutor

Synopsis

Set at Josephs School, this is a reunion movie and features some brutal advice from grandma and the most grandiose entrance from a background character. Also a very inappropriately timed gameshow!

Episode 16

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Pier Today, Gone Tomorrow...

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Set on Southend Pier, this is a high stakes heist and features a disruptive haircut and the most inappropriately timed pratfall. Also starring a character who can summon musical fanfares!

Episode 17

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The Man Who Came in From The Cold... Storage

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Set in a warehouse in East London, this is a spy thriller and features the longest greeting and the silliest reason for a parade. Also starring High Q who has a Haiku for every situation!

Episode 18

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Fielding of Dreams

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Set on a field in a farm, this is a fantasy film and features the most innovative use of an umbrella and the most spontaneous musical numbers. Also starring Phil & Ann Thropic, who solve any problem with money!

Episode 19

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Fire in the Hole!

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Set in an Australian fire station, this is a 70s disaster movie and features a brilliant green screen hot air balloon and the worst metaphors in a movie. Also starring Marcus the loud mime!

Episode 20

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It's Up to You, Newark, Newark

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Set in Aylesbury and at the Newark Olympics, this is a sports film and features a character who thinks they're on a popular tv dating show and an amazing dressage/horse ballet scene. Also starring The Whispering Wild Things, who use only their voices for instruments!

Episode 21

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Hot Swap Buns

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Set in a bakery, this is a body swap musical and features the most awkwardly timed cheering and the best group can-can. Also starring Nick Powers, a villain who goes around stealing powers from heroes!

Episode 22

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A Shop'ocalypse Now

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The first movie in a trilogy and set on a high street, this is a post-apocalyptic movie and features the most dangerous game of duck, duck, goose and the most unexpected cliffhanger. Also a very elaborate version of the song 'Happy Birthday'!

Episode 23

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A Shop'ocalypse Next

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The second movie of the trilogy, this takes place 2 weeks after A Shop'ocalypse Now and features the best lip syncing to another actor and the longest 'giving in your weapons at the door' trope. Also starring Amy Windmill, who won't stop working even though everyone's dead!

Episode 24

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A Shop'ocalypse Then

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The third and final movie of the trilogy, it takes place 1 year after A Shop'ocalypse Next. Following the characters as they go back in time to stop the apocalypse from ever happening - also it's now a musical!

Episode 25

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The Day Harry Got Cut in Half

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Set in the Scottish Highlands, this is a movie about pre-schoolers putting on a magic show and features the an amazing rap song about apples and the best moonwalk. Also a cameo from Oscar himself!